Justin - Tesco are taking part in a new government scheme where the unemployed work for no money and get screamed at by a man with a napoleon complex for a chance of employment - a cease and desist order has been lodged by Alan Sugar not before Tesco launched their new ad campaign
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Woman 1 - Once I join I'm not free to leave the scheme. Many people say this is not fair and we need (Shouting) HELP! But not (Shouting) ME!
Man 1 - Not earning money frees me from the curse of material possessions
Woman 2 - I'm free from sexism in the workplace. We all get the same salary - nothing
Man 1 - On my lunch break I'm free to update my status - employment "it's complicated"
Woman 1 - I'm free - literally
Man 2 - And with unemployment on the rise this is sustainable slave labour
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Man 2 - Free at last thank God almighty their free at last
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Man 2 - Every little helps (beat) us