GODBER AND FLETCHER ARE TALKING IN THEIR CELL.
GODBER
Fletch have you been fiddling with my pin ups?
FLETCH
What you talking about you infidel nerk?
GODBER
Well you've blacked out their nockers with black felt tip. You've even covered their faces.
FLETCH
They're an abomination innit. And it's Osama Bin Fletcher if you don't mind you infidel nerk, I've become a fundamentalist Islamist.
GODBER
Well that's the other thing Fletch. I mean Osama Bin Fletcher. I understand the beard, but isn't that praying 3 times a day alot of hard work?
FLETCH
Gets me out working with the pigs you unbelieving infidel.
GODBER
But I thought you liked the pigs Fletch?
FLETCH
Not now I can't eat 'em I don't. They just pong of poo worse than your decadent Western values.
GODBER
Come on Fletch what's the angle? You're a life time professional criminal, why have you suddenly become a Muslim? I mean being a Muslim isn't even a crime.
FLETCH
Exactly. Look at that Abu Qatada. Convicted of sweet fa and sentenced to a life of spending 22 hours a day in house kipping on the coach, he's even banned from phoning the mother in law.
GODBER
You've got me convinced Fletch. How do I join who do I speak to?
FLETCH
The big boss Osama Bin Groatie.
Sweet.