The really, really awful geezers thread. Page 6

Quote: Rooface @ February 20 2012, 10:04 PM GMT

Reasons why I am single and wank myself raw on a Friday night: An Essay by Renegade Carpark.

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Chapter 1 -

By foregoing a traditional heterosexual relationship in favour of a more onanistic lifestyle, I have discovered that I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, with whomever I want, all of the time.

Oppressed people everywhere have sacrificed their lives for freedom - I just have a wank instead. Seems to be working out well so far.

Chapter 2 -

The dangers of melon based vaginal substitutes and the microwave. Upon discovering...blah, blah, blah.

Quote: Rooface @ February 19 2012, 12:37 PM GMT

My ex flatmate went out with a very cheesy guy..

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Quote: Rooface @ February 19 2012, 12:44 PM GMT

He could also wrap his foreskin around a beer can..

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Mmmmmmmmm.. how did you know?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 20 2012, 11:00 PM GMT

Mmmmmmmmm.. how did you know?

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He didn't take out an ad in the paper if that is what you think.

It came up in a conversation while we were all sat around smoking pipes, drinking whiskey, and discussing Chekhov.

I only ask because I think I might know him...

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 20 2012, 11:13 PM GMT

I only ask because I think I might know him...

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It's amazing what you find in the park on a Saturday night.

You definitely don't mean the Carpark..

Quote: sootyj @ February 20 2012, 9:59 PM GMT

Renegade is this the defence you're preparing. For when you got caught hanging outside the Hackney McDonalds with a fillet of fish pinned to your pants, and a sign reading 'blow me for tartare sauce?'

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BTW Did he actually have any p***s (nice ladies' thread throwback), or was it all f******n?

'Cos if so, it might be Carpark.. you never know..

Quote: sootyj @ February 20 2012, 9:59 PM GMT

Renegade is this the defence you're preparing. For when you got caught hanging outside the Hackney McDonalds with a fillet of fish pinned to your pants, and a sign reading 'blow me for tartare sauce?'

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You think his would actually stretch his budget on a Fillet of fish? We are talking Smart price fish fingers here!

Excuse me.

Haven't you got your own thread to be girlie on?

Fillet of fish and big foreskins: The ultimate height of girlie-ness. It's right up there with scented candles.

This is a really sexy thread.

Go and play up your own end !

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 21 2012, 12:38 AM GMT

Go and play up your own end !

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Check the author of the thread. I don't think Charley has a penis (not her own anyway).

Besides I can be blokey. I can burp and fart and scratch and say "You are havin' a LAFF" and drink Strongbow.