I would like to film a sketch called "The First Date".
I thought it would be fun if we all have some input into how the sketch is written.
A man and woman are on a date in a restaurant.
The man looks up at the woman and the woman says:
Sketch: The First Date
Your protest against the corporate mistreatment of chair manufacturers is admirable, but I'd really prefer it if you didn't sit on the floor
A man and woman are on a date in a restaurant.
The man looks up at the woman and the woman says:
WOMAN: Your protest against the corporate mistreatment of chair manufacturers is admirable, but I'd really prefer it if you didn't sit on the floor .
And then the man says:
MAN: Actually this is an authentic Arabic restaurant; now pull up a cushion, and put on the burkha.
A man and woman are on a date in a restaurant.
The man looks up at the woman and the woman says:
WOMAN: Your protest against the corporate mistreatment of chair manufacturers is admirable, but I'd really prefer it if you didn't sit on the floor .
MAN: Actually this is an authentic Arabic restaurant; now pull up a cushion, and put on the burkha.
A waiter approaches the table at which the man and woman sit and says:
WAITER: Date?
WOMAN: September eleventh.
A man and woman are on a date in a restaurant.
The man looks up at the woman and the woman says:
WOMAN: Your protest against the corporate mistreatment of chair manufacturers is admirable, but I'd really prefer it if you didn't sit on the floor .
MAN: Actually this is an authentic Arabic restaurant; now pull up a cushion, and put on the burkha.
A waiter approaches the table at which the man and woman sit.
WAITER: Date?
WOMAN: September eleventh.
- To be continued? 
WAITER I am busy at that time I am afraid. I am learning to fly a plane.
WOMAN Oh, how go-getting of you! Is that a common ambition amongst the Italians? (HISSES TO MAN) Will you please get off the floor? This is not an Arabic restaurant and that's a pashmina, not a burkha
A man and woman are on a date in a restaurant.
The man looks up at the woman and the woman says:
WOMAN: Your protest against the corporate mistreatment of chair manufacturers is admirable, but I'd really prefer it if you didn't sit on the floor .
MAN: Actually this is an authentic Arabic restaurant; now pull up a cushion, and put on the burkha.
A waiter approaches the table at which the man and woman sit.
WAITER: Date?
WOMAN: September eleventh.
WAITER: I am busy at that time I am afraid. I am learning to fly a plane.
WOMAN: Oh, how go-getting of you! Is that a common ambition amongst the Italians? (HISSES TO MAN) Will you please get off the floor? This is not an Arabic restaurant and that's a pashmina, not a burkha.
Suddenly.....?
The waiter cuts the woman's throat from ear to ear.
MAN
Finally you're smiling darling!
WAITER Would you like to join me in learning to fly a plane. You get many virgins after and I am not talking about the Virgin airways. Well I am as they are always open but you know what I mean.
A man and woman are on a date in a restaurant.
The man looks up at the woman and the woman says:
WOMAN: Your protest against the corporate mistreatment of chair manufacturers is admirable, but I'd really prefer it if you didn't sit on the floor .
MAN: Actually this is an authentic Arabic restaurant; now pull up a cushion, and put on the burkha.
A waiter approaches the table at which the man and woman sit.
WAITER: Date?
WOMAN: September eleventh.
WAITER: I am busy at that time I am afraid. I am learning to fly a plane.
WOMAN: Oh, how go-getting of you! Is that a common ambition amongst the Italians? (HISSES TO MAN) Will you please get off the floor? This is not an Arabic restaurant and that's a pashmina, not a burkha.
Suddenly the waiter cuts the woman's throat from ear to ear.
MAN: Finally you're smiling darling!
WAITER: Would you like to join me in learning to fly a plane. You get many virgins after and I am not talking about the Virgin airways. Well I am as they are always open but you know what I mean.
The woman wraps a scarf around her neck.
WOMAN: Does my neck look f**ked in this?