Another Peterborough FM jokefest request... Page 2

As Berlusconi said to the prostitute, I'm in.

A young female colleague went on a business trip to Italy a while back and when she returned she gave a review of what went on. This was around the time Berlusconi was on the way out and after she'd finished the CEO asked as an aside, "What do you think of Berlusconi?" To which she replied, "We didn't go there" thinking it was a place.

Oops!

Berlusconi was the prime representative of a country. That sentence also works without the final syllable.

Is there a limit on how many jokes to send? Also are you looking for jokes that are set up-punch line, or more anecdotal stuff?

You can send as many as you like but it would be unlikely that I'd use more than three (unless I have very few submissions).

Have a listen to some of the previous 'efforts' for an idea (apologies for my performance!)

SCHOOL / EDUCATION: http://soundcloud.com/tuumble/jokefest-on-the-theme-of
TIME: http://soundcloud.com/tuumble/jokefest-on-the-theme-of-time

I also did one on Moving House at the beginning of March but I haven't posted it on Soundcloud yet - you can still hear it on the podcast at around 44 minutes in.

http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/pacouk/index.php?id=3394

Thanks very helpful. I'll be sending in some stuff for the next show

Shhh, Sooty! Send me a PM!

Will get my thinking cap on again, have been really enjoying this opp.

Cheers - I've had some good stuff in so far. I will reply to everyone shortly

Just finished the BCG jokefest for my show tonight - tune in from around 9.40 at www.peterborough.fm to listen in - I'll post a podcast and clip link later

Just heard it, nice one.

Thanks Michael.

For anyone who hasn't heard it the BCG Jokefest is on the following podcast link at about 47-48 minutes in...

http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/pacouk/index.php?id=3914

Thanks also to Chris Frost, Stephen Holford, Angie Smith, Josh Baker, Mikey Jackson, Crispin Fisher, Tom Smith, Joel Soetentorp and me. Apologies for not searching out their nom de plumes but they probably prefer their anonymity.

Just had a listen good one.

Great show as always!

My jokes were:

'I've just used Google to perform a self-diagnosis. It turns out that I'm an internet addict!'

and:

'I think of my best ideas whilst I'm sat on the toilet. Which is convenient, considering how I've got irritable bowel syndrome.'