There's Something About Marie Curie
Ditzy physicist invents radioactivity after getting jizz in her hair.
Worst idea for a romantic movie Page 3
"Love Multi-Storey"
Curmudgeonly maverick internet forum devotee finally gets his leg over.
Fred & Rose - The Musical
Quote: Timbo @ February 14 2012, 10:28 AM GMTUnable to properly express his feelings, gauky bookworm Godot's Taxi mercilessly baits pink and fluffy ubergirlie Rooface. Rooface gives as good as she gets, but confides to her gay best friend Renegade Carpark that she is secretly attracted to Godot's Taxi's towering intellect and vague smell of jellied eels. Will Godot's mum, dellas, succeed in keeping them apart? A chance encounter with neighbourhood flasher, Kevin Murphy, changes everything.
Timbo is in hospital having been beaten very badly by Rooface with a cricket bat for posting a sick, sick, sick idea for a romantic movie on Comedy forum. He is nursed back to health by a burly overweight hairy nurse called Dave with a mixture of medicine, care, and late night anal poundings.
Universal pictures presents.....PURPLE RING: A Timbo Story.