Bridget Jones' Dairy
Fat arsed milk woman writes about delivering milk and associated products....and her big fat arse.
Worst idea for a romantic movie Page 2
Frigid Jones Diary
Romantic diary of young single eskimo kooky gal
Bridge it Jones diary
Romantic diary of young single girl with a portable bridge whose kooky
You've got Nail.
Jimmy Nail clones himself & hides in houses of single ladies with nothing on but a bunch of flowers & some crocodile shoes.
Pretty Women - A sequel where Richard Gere sleeps with lots of whores and gets aids from a hamster.
Sleepless in New York - Tom Hanks returns as a speed freak with insomnia.
As Shits as It Gets - starring Will Smith in a preachy "How to change your life for the better" pile of guff.
Not in Hill - Hugh Grant tries to have bum sex with Harry Hill but fails.
Bringing Down the Housing Market - Steve Martin manages to make another return to comedy in this VERY unfunny satire.
Knocked About - A Judd Apatow film about domestic abuse starring Gary Oldman.
Sex and the City 3 - The main character is replaced by a horse and nobody notices....
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 14 2012, 10:24 PM GMTYou've got Nail.
Jimmy Nail clones himself & hides in houses of single ladies with nothing on but a bunch of flowers & some crocodile shoes.
You've got Snail
It's just a letter you soft c**t
Briefs encounter
Sensitive 40s weepy about a doctor and his forbidden love for wanking over stolen underwear
My bootiful laundrette
The zombie corpse of Bernard Mathews shags turkeys and Daniel Day Lewis in a laundrette.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ February 14 2012, 10:05 PM GMTDirty Danson
Ted Danson rolls about in shite.
Strictly ballsroom
Can he find romance and none restrictive underwear?
Simon Cowell and Sinita doing a remake of 91/2 weeks 
"Lust, actually.."
Short film starring Russell Brand and Katie Perry.
"The Severed Ear Itch"
Two 19th century painters get involved in a love triangle.
"Wimpledon"
An Oxford academic struggles to conceal his cross-dressing habit.
Quote: Charley @ February 15 2012, 11:28 AM GMTSimon Cowell and Sinita doing a remake of 91/2 weeks
"9 and 1/2 seconds"
The sexual mishaps of Renegade Carpark.
Bridget Jones Diarrhea - Bridget turns her life around my swallowing fistfuls of laxatives and pooping her fat arse away
How To Lose A Guy In 1 Day - girl makes a reference to marriage on the first date.
Monster In Law 2 - J-Lo is married off to an Indian bloke and is then burned with acid before being set her on fire by the groom's mother.
Love Spaktually - Stephen Hawkins builds a stutter into his speak n spell machince to charm the fat knickers of that Martine McCutcheon.
Bi-tanic - scratch that, you can't out gay the original
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 15 2012, 2:23 PM GMT"9 and 1/2 seconds"
The sexual mishaps of Renegade Carpark.
Best 9.5 seconds you'd ever have. 
'Four Funerals & A Wedding'
Serial necrophiliac Hugh Grant gets lucky on his fourth attempt.
"Fork Weedings and a Funeral"
Alan Titchmarsh contracts Toxoplasmosis.
Four f**ks and a fun reel. A bloke played by an old blue Peter presenter, f**ks four women then falls in love with an old film reel and marries the bitch!