Good afternoon everyone! This is my first visit to the site.
My name is Auntie Bean and as you will see from my profile my job on this earth is to sort out the chronic fat problem that is taking over the planet.
Last night the British viewers on itv1 were subject to week 6 out of a 9 week reality show which as Im sure you all know is entitled "The Biggest Looser". It's designed to provide high profile entertainment whilst several specimens of human saturated fat are placed through high intensity exercise challenges in order to assist their weight loss and also loose weight at the weekly weigh ins!
I don't know about the rest of you but I really don't get turned on by watching rolls of flab charging down fields which is more likely to give them a heart attack than anything else.
Even one of the girls when presented with a cheeseburger in front of her face commented that "it's a lovely cheeseburger but it looks more like a heart attack!".
But the highlight of the show was the weekly weigh in! The White team lost 5 pounds. Wow! The The black team lost 4 pounds. Wow! The blue team lost 3 pounds. Terrific! And the team with the most rolls of flab dripping off their morbidly obese looking bodies lost - yes - you've guessed it 0 zero pounds! On an individual basis Sarah said on loosing 2 pounds in the course of a week that is was ******* ****. But the climax and most poignant of the show has to go to the lad who individually said how pleased he was at having got down to 15 stone and 13 pounds because "it was the lowest he had been in weight since he was a little boy". Poor lad - he's living in la la land.
The Biggest Looser does not tackle obesity. It is a show that should be banned from our TV screens.
Yours truly,
Auntie Bean.
Do you know who the Biggest Looser is - IT'S THE BIGGEST LOOSER! 