Remember this line of Little Albert's in Little Howard?
"That was porridge? I thought it was some kind of organic cement. I used it to shore up the walls in the games room".
Pure Margaret Attwood according to:
Brilliant thing to muck around with.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/23385#P835899
this sketch is aparently written like Stephen King, aces I'm a big fan!
Thing seems to have a James Joyce obsession though. Both a poem I wrote at school and the end of Doctor Who - Four To Doomsday - episode 2 came out as him.
I write like
P. G. Wodehouse
I'll take that 
Yeh but you f**k like Oscar Wilde.
Quote: sootyj @ February 2 2012, 8:48 PM GMTYeh but you f**k like Oscar Wilde.
Quote: sootyj @ February 2 2012, 8:48 PM GMTYeh but you f**k like Oscar Wilde.
He had a hot young boyfriend so that's probably a compliment.
I write like James Joyce. I'm giving up.
'Lane scowled looking out of the window. Jesus but London was a shit-hole he thought. Shit grey buildings with grey people in a grey f**king world. He looked at himself in the mirror set into the sun-visor hanging in front of him. The light above it illuminating his face, throwing shadows into his lined face. He looked at the greyness of it too, the puffy skin around his blood shot eyes, the bags beneath them the rosacea spreading on his cheeks, the open pores on his swollen nose, his neck thickened with fat, straining against the collar that wasn't even buttoned up, his tie hanging skewiff from it with a loose knot. He put a finger under the collar of his shirt and loosened it further.'
Yes apparently this is just like James Joyce too. Who was to fecking know?
I remember reading a book found in Hotel lasy year, about a tough Glaswegian DC.
He had stomach ulcers, there were passages where his guts would 'talk' 'stream of conciousness' type stuff. It was very violent and dismal, dam cannot remember title, sounds like that one Marc??
Well no it's from one of mine. He is eating a couple of Big Macs mind so it is not all doom and gloom.
Dan Brown.
*Quickly scrambles to find another extract to compare*
Charles Dickens.
That'll do. 
Quote: dellas @ February 3 2012, 12:59 PM GMTI remember reading a book found in Hotel lasy year, about a tough Glaswegian DC.
He had stomach ulcers, there were passages where his guts would 'talk' 'stream of conciousness' type stuff. It was very violent and dismal, dam cannot remember title, sounds like that one Marc??
I think that's by Irvine Welsh. Can't remember the name. Porn? Filth?
Yes, think It was 'Filth' ! thankyou
No probs.