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HARRY REDKNAPP IS TALKING TO HIS ACCOUNTANT
HARRY
You bloody muppet. Open a bank accountant in my dogs name eh?
ACCOUNTANT
I'm so sorry Harry.
HARRY
You arsehole I bloody knew it would never work.
ACCOUNTANT
But I didn't expect this.
HARRY
Well you should have you plonker!
PULL BACK TO REVEAL THEY ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF A WAREHOUSE SIZED DOG'S HOUSE FILLED WITH DOG FOOD TINS, INFRONT OF WHICH IS THE HALF BURIED SKELETON OF A DINOSAUR.
That's more like it - off the cuff. Brill!
Nice angle - showing how it should be done.
Glad you like it doesn't sound like I'm implying Redknapp f**ks his dog?
It's a decent sketch, but a line like-
HARRY
If that dog's lost the receipt, the only thing about it that's gonna be rosy is it's bleeding arse hole!
-Lets you down. I read that gag and shrink back, too crude.
Yeh I need to ephrase the definite intent is to suggest he's going to kick it's arse, I might just lose it altogether
I agree with 'arris.
Who?
Nice sketch SootyJ
Quote: sootyj @ February 2 2012, 9:18 PM GMTWho?
I think Badge has just called Matthew something rude. 
My new nickname for Matthew is Aristotle. Sorry to all, especially Matthew.
Aristotle, rhyming slang for bottle; bottle short for bottle and glass; bottle and glass rhyming slang for arse. Uncalled for I think.
You're just permanently drunk aren't you?
Quote: Timbo @ February 2 2012, 10:05 PM GMTAristotle, rhyming slang for bottle; bottle short for bottle and glass; bottle and glass rhyming slang for arse. Uncalled for I think.
It's okay, I pronouce glass as glass and not as glarse. As you were. Nothing to see here.
Great sketch. Two things to do. Lose last line. Put my name on it. Job done.