Tomato Sauce

Does anyone else agree that those upside down tomato sauce bottles are crap?

You can't direct it properly and it goes everywhere

You are not suposed to be wanking it David. Just gently squeeze.
If you are furiously clasping it & thrashing it about it will go everywhere.

Numnut

*puts pointing finger to the side of her brain, twists it & sticks her tongue out*
DER!!!!! Love you really NumNut Breath.

Thank you for your advice Charley. it was most helpful. I now realise what i've been doing wrong all this time!

Another tip. Dont insert it anywhere other than the cupboard from whence it came. xx

Quote: David Chapman @ July 8, 2007, 1:32 AM

Does anyone else agree that those upside down tomato sauce bottles are crap?

You can't direct it properly and it goes everywhere

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If thats how you judge crapness then my willy is also crap

Is it too big to handle properly? Not that I'm interested from a pervy point of view you understand. I'm just interested from the scientific point of view.

I wish David, its just that i'm lazy and look out the window when i'm peeing. Maybe I should look at the toilet and pee out the window.

Has anyone tried the upsidedown squeezy marmite bottles?
They are just plain wrong.

Quote: zooo @ July 8, 2007, 2:07 PM

Has anyone tried the upsidedown squeezy marmite bottles?
They are just plain wrong.

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I haven't... but I would imagine they would have to change the formula, to affect consistency of the Marmite itself, in order that the stuff could be squeezed...

Spot the physicist

Quote: charley rance @ July 8, 2007, 1:42 AM

*puts pointing finger to the side of her brain

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Pointing finger?

This finger's for pointing and this finger's for scratching

I prefer them to the bottles though.

Me too.
Can't get anything out of glass bottles.
The squeezy bottles did used to be better than they are now though.

I have talked too much about condiments today.

Two words 'centrifugal force'