Simon: I'm currently recruiting judges for the new x factor.
Louie: (arm raised) Pick me. Pick me.
Simon: (ignoring) I'm wondering if Edwina is up to the job.
Louie: Currie?
Simon: No, just had a KFC.
Louie: She's too...old. Pick me. Pick me.
Simon: How old are you again, Louie?
Louie: Ah, but not in the head, Simon.
Simon: And then I thought about Eamon...
Louie: He's dead.
Simon: Holmes.
Louie: He's a middle-aged, over-weight, over opinionated Irish windbag.