Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 28 2012, 2:48 PM GMTYou don't see Badge saying that he doesn't see thread titles called 'Things you don't see much of thesedays...' anymore.
I wish I'd thought of that.
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Quote: Badge @ January 28 2012, 2:49 PM GMT
I wish I'd thought of that.
Don't worry darling, you will, you will.
Quote: lofthouse @ January 28 2012, 2:44 PM GMTNever seen a black professional snooker player
Quote: Badge @ January 28 2012, 2:37 PM GMTI think there are already dozens of "I'm not a racist, but" threads.
Funny names for a black snooker player - start now!
Um, Hurricane Katrina Higgins? 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 28 2012, 2:46 PM GMTSpeaking of BCG favourite Ricky Gervais, on one of his podcasts, Karl said 'you don't see any oriental homeless people'.
Unless of course one were to go to China, where I imagine there's thousands of them. Karl was genuinely pretty funny, until it became obvious that he's a complicit stooge.
Last year saw the first afro-carribean competitor in the Tour de France, which has only been going for a hundred years.
Perhaps it's because they don't let you ride on the pavements.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 28 2012, 2:51 PM GMTDon't worry darling, you will, you will.
You don't see many people paraphrasing Oscar Wilde thesedays...
Quote: Tim Walker @ January 28 2012, 1:38 PM GMT
No ducky, you don't.
Door-to-door encyclopaedia salesmen. No wonder we're all so f**king stupid.
You don't see much of Ricky Gervais doing his "filthy queer" character thesedays.
Is that the new Miss Marple?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 28 2012, 2:51 PM GMTPerhaps it's because they don't let you ride on the pavements.
Or stop for a spliff every 5 miles, carry a ghetto blaster on their knee and put a can of Red Stripe in the drinks holder.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ January 28 2012, 2:57 PM GMT
You just don't see that kind of overt racism much thesedays.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 28 2012, 2:56 PM GMTDoor-to-door encyclopaedia salesmen. No wonder we're all so f**king stupid.
There's probably some kind of joke to be made about the idea of a door-to-door Wikipedia salesman here... but I really can't be arsed to work one out. Which is why I'll never write for The
Now Show. *weeps onto blank page*
Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 2:56 PM GMTIs that the new Miss Marple?
Wouldn't that have just been fantastic though?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 28 2012, 1:36 PM GMTThe rag and bone man.
I remember the Rag and Bone man when I was a kid. For years he used to ride around on a cart, being pulled by a miserable-looking little black pony. Then one day, when I was about 19, he stopped coming around, because some animal rights people had got into his yard at night and stolen/rescued the pony.
Quote: Tim Walker @ January 28 2012, 3:00 PM GMTThere's probably some kind of joke to be made about the idea of a door-to-door Wikipedia salesman here... but I really can't be arsed to work one out. Which iis why I'll never write for The
Now Show. *weeps onto blank page*
*sigh* must I do everything for you?
'Good morning, I'm a door to door Wikipedia salesman, can I come in and play with your kids?'
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 28 2012, 2:58 PM GMTYou just don't see that kind of overt racism much thesedays.
Yes, well Kipper steadfastly refuses to claim his posts are "ironic" in a bid to cover himself. Especially since he discovered that many of those BBC poofta comedians use irony.