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TWO COMPUTER NERDS TRYING TO THINK OF AN IDEA TO MAKE MONEY.
PERRY:
Come on then. You're the one with the brain. There must be something we can do to rip people off through the web. Everyone's doing it.
MILES:
I don't see you coming up with any ground-breaking ideas.
PERRY:
I've had plenty of ideas. You dis them all.
MILES:
What like the 'Bum Competition'.
PERRY:
It could work. People are vain. If they think their bum is better than everyone else's, they'd have a go.
MILES:
At £10 a throw?
PERRY:
Yeah, if it bottomed out at 500 bums a week at £10, that's £400 profit for us and £100 for the best bum.
MILES:
Have you got any idea how hard it would be to get a decent picture of your own bum?
Virtually impossible for fat people.
PERRY:
Easy. You get a close friend to do it. They could do each other's.
MILES: What about singles?
PERRY: Time release. Just set the camera and pose. Simples.
MILES:
And the criteria? How would you define a winning bum?
PERRY:
A voting system. But they can't vote for their own bum.
MILES:
How would you stop that?
PERRY:
You're the tekki guy.
MILES:
Shut up. Bin it. Won't work.
PERRY:
Why not?
MILES:
Too many cracks.
