This isn't funny, original or in good taste. I wouldn't read it and if you do tough titties.
FARMER STANDING IN A FIELD A PERVERT WALKS UPTO HIM
PERVERT
Mr Farmer I wish to buy one of your cows.
FARMER
Aaah they be about £200 each, unless you want a milker they be £250
PERVERT
I want to f**k it.
FARMER
Ooh arr you sick piggy, wait here whilst I get my pitchfork so I can stick up your fundament!
PERVERT
Wait farmer I don't want a nice healthy cow. I want an epileptic one, that's my fetish.
FARMER
You can't 'ave one and I'm fetching me pitchfork.
PERVERT
Oh but you're only going to kill it, you can't even put it in a pie. I just one to feel it's udder slap my balls whilst it seizures as I shag it.
FARMER
No!
PERVERT
Why not?
FARMER
Because I sold all my epileptic cows to McDonalds.
PERVERT
Why?
FARMER
For their milk shakes!
Nice joke.