British Comedy Guide

Jokes

Hi,

Just came across this site and thought I'd share a few of my jokes to see what people think. I've been noting some down for a while without really knowing why. My girlfriend is my main sounding board, but I'm worried that she may just be humouring me.

Be as brutal as you like!

-I stumbled in my mate's herb garden yesterday. I took a step back in thyme.

-I went out with this girl once and she always had to try and resolve
everyone's arguments, I miss Judy Cater.

-Did you hear about the demanding gay guy that loves to get fisted? Well you
gotta hand it to him!

-I bought my mate's spare prosthetic arm the other day. I didn't mind that it
was second hand...

Well they're nice and neat.

But the feeling is a little clumsy. You're not structuring the surprise and natural feeling.

For example.

"I went back in thyme yesterday. I fell on my arse in the herb garden."

"I loved the show Alan Carr did on fisting so much I gave him a big hand."

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