Hi,
Just came across this site and thought I'd share a few of my jokes to see what people think. I've been noting some down for a while without really knowing why. My girlfriend is my main sounding board, but I'm worried that she may just be humouring me.
Be as brutal as you like!
-I stumbled in my mate's herb garden yesterday. I took a step back in thyme.
-I went out with this girl once and she always had to try and resolve
everyone's arguments, I miss Judy Cater.
-Did you hear about the demanding gay guy that loves to get fisted? Well you
gotta hand it to him!
-I bought my mate's spare prosthetic arm the other day. I didn't mind that it
was second hand...