OK so I risk being run out of town.
Please join in - sacastic & cutting remarks also welcome as long as they rhyme.
Thems the rules.
NEW GENRE - POMEDY SCRIPTS
Dumping Sadie
BOY AND A GIRL ON PARK BENCH
SADIE: So are you telling me I'm not the one?
TONE: I have to end it now, it's finished, done.
SADIE: Could you tell me what I've done, or what I should.
TONE: You're ugly and your hygiene isn't good.
SADIE: You should have said exactly how you felt.
TONE: It's difficult to say how much you smelt
SADIE: You've been with me for months, you never said.
TONE: Well, that's because you're bloody good in bed