British Comedy Guide

Worst Idea For a Fragrance Page 8

'Creep' by Rudy Giuliani

'Con' by Toblerone.

Eau de Bum by Trump

The Contents of My Nose by Cause and Effect

"Liar" by

Trump, Clinton, Clinton, Murdoch, Putin, Cameron, Osbourne, Clegg, Blair, Assange, Kim Jong-un, Starlin, Hitler, Trump, Isis, Sturgeon, Salmond, Le Penn, Trump, Hopkins (Katie), Trump (Donald J), Nixon, Simpson (O. J. not Homer), Simpson (Homer not O. J.), Armstrong (Lance not Neil - unless of course the moon landings really were faked), Pinocchio, Milli Vanilli, Voldemort, Morgan (Piers), Morgan (Le Fay), Lord Haw Haw, Lord Lucan, Lord Archer (twice), Judas, Peter (three times), Woods (Tiger), The Fake Sheikh, Crippen, Trump, Lochte, Madoff (Bernie), Madman (Trump), Enron, Berlusconi, but definitely not Washington (when he was six at least).

Breaking news - turns out the Washington Cherry tree story was probably a lie...

Anus Breath by Vorderman

Chicken Carcass Scented Candles by Veolia UK

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