hiya people out there, ok ill try and keep this short and understandable before my brain goes on one lol, im 36 male, single, no real freinds, not been treated nice by no one ahhhhhh lol, im like dead emotional and people have always gone for my heart and broke trust, I got kicked to places that was not nice, they carried on kicking me, just getting myself up again and then I lost most my sight and the rest of the people kicked me well hard, did not very nice things to me, some still try and pick on me because of his now but ive got a gsd that keeps them muppets away, but I always had a brilliant soh, even bit twisted, when I was in these places it got well very twisted but well funny, ive got like loads in my head(have to keep it there cuz, if id done things with it, someone would of took it off me)films that I think could be really funny even into sitcoms, scenes, situations etc, stories that as happened to me, my life, the things I come out with, ive got voices in my head constanlty bantering proper rude funny things at each other(yeah I hear voices too lol) it is kinda the place I go when people are being nasty to me, ive got no idea how to write stuff lol, or anything to do with TV except what is on there now is pretty poor, bbc and itv script writters wanna look up the word random and spontaneous and I know I probably need to look in a dictionary but hey, but yes they same story lines and plots over and over and over and over again, but I thought if anyone can use my ideas like seriously or someone who can sort it out to finish stuff. if any of it works all I want out of it is a place in the countryside away from all these mad people trying to destroy me, not a massive house either just location and ground really, for me and my dogs andthat's it, nothing more, ill sign what ever, my brains on one pretty much all the time so never short of ideas, its just getting them out and on paper or what ever you have to do with them, if anyone interested let me know.
I don't do much sketchshow/sitcom writing as I rather stand up so I can't really help but if you think I can help feel free to ask and good luck