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Why do people believe in God(s)? Page 5

Quote: AJGO @ January 6 2012, 4:48 PM GMT

Happy Otterday! *Waves her hands in the air like she's escaping from a bear*

What Otter Bollocks.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 6 2012, 4:34 PM GMT

Woot! This debate is descending into the 'handbags of the righteous' and is akin to reading comments on You Tube videos.

Dissing YouTube commnenters are you. No doubt you are part of the political correct left wing Jewish bankers who run the BBC. We need to get out of Europe NOW!!

Quote: youngian @ January 6 2012, 4:52 PM GMT

No doubt you are part of the political correct left wing Jewish wankers

I think you'll find that's sooty's ouvre. :P

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2012, 4:14 PM GMT

Flawed thread from a flawed poster.

I hate these smug ignorant threads picking on religion, especially as they seem to come from such a flawed ignorant perspective

Wow.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 6 2012, 3:21 PM GMT

Good luck!

I warned ye-! Start one on guns now!

I can't help but feel atheists take religion too seriously.

Heavens knows God doesn't.

Quote: Timbo @ January 6 2012, 5:12 PM GMT

I can't help but feel atheists take religion too seriously.

I imagine not all of them.

I couldn't give an otter's arse.

Quote: AJGO @ January 6 2012, 4:37 PM GMT

As you can see from above picture of dearly beloved Otters (note use of capital 'O' from this point forward, the day which shall be renamed Otterday (all other periods of 24 hours shall be known henceforth as otherdays)) the Otters signify both the cute, fluffy aspects of the human character as well as the grumpy, put-me-the-bloodyhell-back-down side of our natures. Please note that collective nouns for Otters include 'bevy' and 'romp' and acceptance of the cult shall be assumed should anyone use these words in reference to zooo, AJGO, or Otters.

Everyone loves otters (sorry, Otters) but no one has a good word to say about their North American cousins, so in your scheme of faith is there a Mink Devil? (Mink DeVille... oh never mind.)

Quote: Timbo @ January 6 2012, 5:18 PM GMT

Everyone loves otters

I do, I even asked for a Tarka Masala down the curry house;
"Don't you mean a tikka Masala, sir?"
"No, this one is a little otter"

Quote: AJGO @ January 6 2012, 4:37 PM GMT

As you can see from above picture of dearly beloved Otters (note use of capital 'O' from this point forward, the day which shall be renamed Otterday (all other periods of 24 hours shall be known henceforth as otherdays)) the Otters signify both the cute, fluffy aspects of the human character as well as the grumpy, put-me-the-bloodyhell-back-down side of our natures. Please note that collective nouns for Otters include 'bevy' and 'romp' and acceptance of the cult shall be assumed should anyone use these words in reference to zooo, AJGO, or Otters.

Can I join? The fox has deserted me this year so I've given up Fox-worship. And I did see a Real Otter on my holidays last year.

Quote: youngian @ January 6 2012, 5:24 PM GMT

I do, I even asked for a Tarka Masala down the curry house;
"Don't you mean a tikka Masala, sir?"
"No, this one is a little otter"

:D

Quote: keewik @ January 6 2012, 5:25 PM GMT

And I did see a Real Otter on my holidays last year.

I have met otter (sorry, Otter) researchers who have never seen an otter in the wild. Otter-worship like all true religion should rely on interpreting signs. *pictures zooo and AGJO sniffing spraints*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 6 2012, 4:50 PM GMT

What Otter Bollocks.

Males are allowed to join the cult, yes

Quote: AJGO @ January 6 2012, 6:26 PM GMT

Males are allowed to join the cult, yes

I can't, I already worship beaver. Smarmy

ANd todays hymn is All Rings Bright and Waterful.

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