I wanted to add some more at the end, but I don't know what to do with the ending.
The Big Bad Wolves
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD is walking down a forest, when suddenly BIG BAD WOLF 1 leaps out of the bushes.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Arrgh!
BIG BAD WOLF 1
I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Wait, what house?
BIG BAD WOLF 1
Don't you own a house?
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Well my grandmother rents one.
BIG BAD WOLF 1
Is she a pig?
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
What?!
BIG BAD WOLF 1
Wait, so aren't you a pig? Please tell me that you are.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD lets out an offended yell, as she slaps BIG BAD WOLF 1.
Meanwhile, in the STRAW HOUSE, a LITTLE PIG is looking out the window.
LITTLE PIG
Oh lord, he's going to blow my house in any minute now.
BIG BAD WOLF 2
Who is?
LITTLE PIG (turns around)
Argh! Please don't eat me!
BIG BAD WOLF 2
Whoa buddy, I'm kosher. Besides, I have to watch my cholesterol level, and lamb meat is healthier.
LITTLE PIG
How'd you get into my house anyway?
BIG BAD WOLF 2
Dude, your house is made of straw.
LITTLE PIG
And what's with the lipstick? You look like a wolf in goat's clothing.
BIG BAD WOLF 2
I was told this was where the Seven Young Kids were.
LITTLE PIG
Pedo.
BIG BAD WOLF 2
Am not!
Meanwhile,
BIG BAD WOLF 3 knocks on the front door of a house. A young GIRL answers the door.
GIRL
Yes?
BIG BAD WOLF 3
Wait, you're not a kid.
GIRL
No sir, but daddy says I'm the most precious princess in the world.
BIG BAD WOLF 3
I mean you're not a goat.
GIRL
No sir, but daddy says my mommy's one.
BIG BAD WOLF 3
Do you by any chance have six other kids in the house?
GIRL
No sir, but daddy says my mommy probably has six other kids elsewhere. He says she's a right wh-
BIG BAD WOLF 3 closes the door. He then realizes something.
BIG BAD WOLF 3
Hang on, I wasn't even supposed to get the Seven Young Kids, was I?
BIG BAD WOLF 1 and BIG BAD WOLF 2 approach him.
BIG BAD WOLF 1
You shit, you were supposed to get Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother's house.
BIG BAD WOLF 2
The police have a profile of a crossdressing pedophile on the run, and that's probably me.
BIG BAD WOLF 1
Well remove the lipstick then.
BIG BAD WOLF 2
That's no good, I'm a wolf.
BIG BAD WOLF 3
Wait, wait, I can settle this.
BIG BAD WOLF 1
Oh how?
Cue to THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF lulling around under a tree. Suddenly, he notices something in the distance. He starts yelling.
THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
Cue to BIG BAD WOLF 1, 2 and 3 running towards a group of sheep.
BIG BAD WOLF 2
I'm not sure about this; my nutritionist says goat meat has fewer calories than mutton.
BIG BAD WOLF 1
Oh shut up!
==POSSIBLE END==
THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
Nearby, FARMER 1 and FARMER 2 witness THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF going mental as BIG BAD WOLF 1, 2 and 3 turn the sheep into mincemeat.
FARMER 1
Bloody kids can't be bothered to pluralize nowadays.
FARMER 2
I blame the educational system.