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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 19 2011, 6:29 PM GMT

Snigger.

I lost my virginity. Found it a week later along with my keys.

So, do you know the Krankies well then?

I'm going with 10.

I don't have to look at my fat, sweating, bulbuos, shit spouting head all day so to me I look like this:

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So yeh I'm totally a 10.

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[quote name="Vader" post="831248" date="December 19 2011, 4:47 PM GMT"]Well... I'm not saying you are, but there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, or gay, or bi-curious. And apparently Sidney Poitier lost his virginity to a chicken

Does it count with a chicken?

Anyway, the way I heard it, it was just because Sid's a little deaf: his mum said 'Sidney, would you pluck that chicken for me'.

I forgot to say, I'm not sure it does either.

Quote: Vader @ December 19 2011, 8:08 PM GMT

I forgot to say, I'm not sure it does either.

LOL. I'm sure it counted for the chicken!

Haha, you're probably right.

I could probably be a male model

If I wasn't such an ugly, disgusting twat

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 19 2011, 6:29 PM GMT

Snigger.

I lost my virginity. Found it a week later along with my keys.

I know my post just made you fall deeper in love wih me. Even Tim struggles to resist.

Quote: lofthouse @ December 19 2011, 8:17 PM GMT

I could probably be a male model

If I wasn't such an ugly, disgusting twat

Don't give me that, LH: you're luvverly!

Quote: Vader @ December 19 2011, 8:36 PM GMT

I know my post just made you fall deeper in love wih me. Even Tim struggles to resist.

You're right. I sooo would if only I didn't have this damn appointment to have my vag sewn shut with a rusty needle. Smarmy

There are other doctors than Walker...

Quote: Timbo @ December 19 2011, 9:28 PM GMT

There are other doctors than Walker...

I'm not sure he is a real doctor. He had me in the stirrups the other day for a vaginal exam.

I went to him with a cough.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 19 2011, 9:31 PM GMT

I'm not sure he is a real doctor. He had me in the stirrups the other day for a vaginal exam.

I went to him with a cough.

Well he's thorough, at least.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 19 2011, 9:26 PM GMT

You're right. I sooo would if only I didn't have this damn appointment to have my vag sewn shut with a rusty needle. Smarmy

Hmmm, I wasn't sure what that smiley was, but now I've quoted you I see it says smarm. I'm sure guys must enjoy your company even if they don't fancy you, though tha'snot to say they don't. Assuming the smarm thing isn't a regular occurrence of course.

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