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Quote: TopBanana @ December 18 2011, 4:03 PM GMT

How attractive are you on a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being the lowest)?

Consider whatever criteria you want.

(This could be an awful, awful thread, BTW).

Me?

5/10.

Mr Average in every sense.

The average score on a randomly distributed 1-10 scoring scale is 5.5. So you're below average.

Quote: Badge @ December 19 2011, 2:21 PM GMT

The average score on a randomly distributed 1-10 scoring scale is 5.5. So you're below average.

Did you by any chance use to work as a statistician for the Samaritans, Badge?

;) Think from unwanted attention, must be an 8?... subjective because it's based on looks only, I prefer brains.

Quote: Badge @ December 19 2011, 2:21 PM GMT

The average score on a randomly distributed 1-10 scoring scale is 5.5. So you're below average.

I'm glad someone else said this this first. Now I feel like less of an oddball.

Quote: TopBanana @ December 19 2011, 11:08 AM GMT

If you've read my dating posts you'll know I need as much help as possible, la.

:/

Well... I'm not saying you are, but there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, or gay, or bi-curious. And apparently Sidney Poitier lost his virginity to a chicken, and Clint Eastwood to a prostitute, so you know, you have options if that's where you're at. If the worst came to the worst you could always go to a gay bar or club, build your confidence that way. If you're snookered for the pink then go for the brown as some say.

A lot of the guys who have a lot of sex have no morals or standards, sleeping with married women, double ending them, having two or more girls on the go, sleeping with loads of women while married, bullying women into sex, being accused by their mates of practically raping a girl, having kids they never see, having unprotected sex with women they'll never see again, recording it and distributing the video on DVD etc. I even know of a guy who had sex with a chicken.

Better to be a virgin than do that sort of thing. And they say the only safe way to have sex is to abstain. Condoms can come off (unintentionally) during sex, women might forget to take the pill, or intentionally not take it, or say they won't get pregnant because they're not at their most fertile (with their 'cycle'), or think if they take a bath after they won't get pregnnant. Personally I'd rather not have vaginal sex again until after I get married.

You can still get a girl pregnant with bum fun though if you're not careful, and once you get a girl pregnant you have no say in whether or not you become a father. I know several guys who have kids they never see, and they have to pay child maintenance when they're working, which potentially won't leave much at all.

Then there's STD's, you can still catch AIDs from bum fun and oral, possibly even kissing if she has bleeding gums etc. Amusngly bum fun carries more risks - but only for women and gay guys who receive.

I assume you're not gagging for it or you'd presumably be getting it, so there's no reason to feel pressured by guys who are just insecure. And if you mess things up with one woman, there will always be other women. I'm sure tings will fall into place for you in the fulness of time, there's no rush.

Quote: Vader @ December 19 2011, 4:47 PM GMT

Personally I'd rather not have vaginal sex again

Don't worry, just give your prospective 'beau' a read of your above post, that should put a stop to it.

:|

We can, but hope.

Also, I don't suppose there's any female virgins on here, but for most guys that would be a good thing, not a bad thing at all. In theory at least.

This thread has reminded me of one of the most awful things I ever saw on television. On Chris Evan's Don't Forget Your Toothbrush they had a round called "Babe or Minger?" in which contestants said whether they thought they were a babe or a minger and the audience voted on whether they agreed. I still remember the look on one poor girl's face as a 200+ strong studio audience decided she was ugly on live television. :(

Oh dear. :(

Quote: Tuumble @ December 19 2011, 12:05 PM GMT

But what if you went and stood over there?

Or here?

Or behind the sofa...?

Depends what we're talking about.

OMG I've accidentally subscribed to this thread.

:O

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 19 2011, 4:53 PM GMT

Don't worry, just give your prospective 'beau' a read of your above post, that should put a stop to it.

Snigger.

I lost my virginity. Found it a week later along with my keys.

Yes well if you are going to go to those sort of parties...

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