Jeezus Roscoff the judge and the psychiatrist didnt believe you the last time about "laying on hands"
and you got a lifetime ban from monkey world.
I went out today and this is what I saw. Page 3
Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2011, 10:52 PM GMTJeezus Roscoff the judge and the psychiatrist didnt believe you the last time about "laying on hands"
and you got a lifetime ban from monkey world.
phwoor
thatsa dirty monkey and it knows it
Yesterday I saw a discarded crack pipe and 25 geese out for a stroll. Today I saw a huge bumble bee.
There were two robins bobbing in and out of my broken fence, they loved the ruin! little buggers! Put more bread/cake out for them.
Later I had an influx of long-tailed tits, scurrying amongst the berries and bread stuff, lovely, till Mr Magpie comes, striding out chest puffed. 'Look out you lot, I rule here'.
6.45 am, minus 4 degrees, a man outside asda smoking a fag and drinking real ale, wearing his pyjamas and slippers.
oh, and according to my wife, this morning I have also seen . .
my arse!
Is that the same as 'I puffed out my chest'?..
not sure, but my arse and chest are of similar hairyness.
apparently.
The red light on the darkened olympic tower gazing over the night skyline yesterday made me think of Mordor. Today I saw a large black ladybird with two red dots, sitting so very innocuously that I found it entirely suspicious. I fear that terrible things will soon be afoot. (I haven't yet decided whether to blame SOPA or the olympic committee)
note to John Snow
"go easy with the neutrino bad idea implantation gun, you maybe overloading one of the bcg users"
I went to Bristol the other day and I saw a yellow castle on a hill, lots of swans sitting in a field, and a big bit of graffiti simply saying 'DREK'.
Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2012, 6:49 PM GMTnote to John Snow
"go easy with the neutrino bad idea implantation gun, you maybe overloading one of the bcg users"
I'm concerned that it was the 'bad idea' bit that upset me rather than the invasion of neutrinos into my brain by a public figure with a gun
Quote: zooo @ January 19 2012, 6:53 PM GMTI went to Bristol the other day and I saw a yellow castle on a hill, lots of swans sitting in a field, and a big bit of graffiti simply saying 'DREK'.