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So I punched a kangaroo

So I punched a kangaroo and it punched me back... in the balls. I said to the ref 'that's a low blow' and he said 'no it's not, a low blow is what you get with midget porno stars.'

It was a mismatch though, I'm a middleweight and the roo is a lightweight... after the fight it had four pints of Fosters and it was on its back, leaving muggins here to pick up the bar tab.

It's true what they say, kangaroos are that tight, they could peel an orange in their pouch with a pair of boxing gloves on... or maybe it's their offspring doing the peeling.

Anyway, I'm now at the bar with a drunk kangaroo beside me nursing a set of sore balls, me that is, not the kangaroo. I haven't seen any movement in it's pouch so I decide to stick my hand in and guess what I pull out?... A midget porno star, and yeah, one thing led to another and I end up with two low blows in one night... good looking guy though.

This is like a stream of consciousness thing. Stand up or is it just a piece of writing?

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