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Finally after 2 years here it is Sootyj's first laughter line!

It's the "your team sucks" laughter line.

Give it to a frenemy whose teams just been beaten.

For the cost of a local phone call they can hear their football team being mocked.
Just call the number below to hear an amusing message (cost of a local phonecall)

01612619819.

I don't understand what this is?

You call to listen to jokes being read out? Seems a bit quaint. Well done though.

Aparently it's big in the US, but then so is gun ownership and Christianity.

Congrats! Are you reading or writing them?

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2011, 9:04 PM GMT

Aparently it's big in the US, but then so is gun ownership and Christianity.

Laughing out loud

Well done Soots.

Quote: Leevil @ December 12 2011, 9:10 PM GMT

Congrats! Are you reading or writing them?

I can't read so I'm writing them.

Hopefully in the none to distant my "you've farted" and "you're a wanker" laughter lines will be released.

God I'm so mother f**king sophisticated.

Congrats.

Do you get paid per call made or just a one-off fee?

I do a phone call service myself. I advertise in The Daily Sport as 'gravelly- voiced Irish slag who talks complete and utter filth.'

one off

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