AN ITV EXEC IS ESCORTING HARRY HILL DOWN A GRIM CORRIDOR
HARRY HILL
I won't do it! What do you think this is channel 5?
EXECUTIVE
They've got the X factor final contestants, if you don't agree we can't gurantee your physical safety.
HARRY HILL
Doh but why me. I always make funny of the Xfactor and little Louise Walsh.
EXECUTIVE
That's rather the point. The queen herself has told you to do your duty.
HARRY HILL REACHES THE WAREHOUSE DOORS
EXECUTIVE
You're on your own from here Harry.
EXECUTIVE HANDS HARRY A VIAGRA PILL WHICH HE SWALLOWS
HARRY WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR TO A STARK WAREHOUSE WITH ONE CAMERAMAN
STOUFFERS THE GIANT CAT IS EATING FROM A BOWL OF CAT FOOD
STOUFFERS
Mr Harry!
HARRY HILL
What are the chances of that happening?