SlagA
Thursday 12th July 2007 7:12pm [Edited]
Blackwood
5,335 posts
I nominate the Titanic film as one of the greatest comedy titanics for the following:
The casting of a teeny weeny boy to play a character that was 10 years older than he looked (the part was 19-ish, Crapprio looked about 9)
The number of times they ran in and out of the bowels of the ship, I was praying for another iceberg to end my misery and the passengers
The feeble portrayal of all Irish as riverdancing up-for-a-laugh incomprehensible party animals.
The moronic teen audience that laughed as an unfortunate actor fell the length of the upturned ship and smashed his head on a piece of steel. Death ain't never been so funny.
The number of times they ran about in ice cold water that would have rendered them unconscious in seconds.
The number of times the ship bobbed up for a cliched Hollywood schlock-horror ending.
The exec who asked when Titanic 2 was coming out.
I made up the last 2 but every time I think of Titanic I think of how it was the only time I was too embarrassed to ask for my money back.