British Comedy Guide

Dandruff

DANDFRUFF

INT. PUB - EVENING

GERRY EMERGES FROM THE TOILETS AND SITS BACK DOWN NEXTTO PAUL.

PAUL:
You've got a bit of dandruff...

GERRY:
Have I? Where?

PAUL:
No, not on your head - in your nostril!

GERRY:
Oh right!

GERRY REMOVES THE 'DANDRUFF'.

PAUL:
It's funny - for some reason; I didn't notice it before you went to the toilet!

GERRY:
(SHEEPISH) Yeah.

BRIEF AWKWARD SILENCE

PAUL:
You should think about getting one of those nasal hair trimmers.

Laughing out loud Liked!

:) Nice one.

This made me laugh. There is something inherently funny about dandruff.

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