Scenes that had to be deleted from classic sitcoms

The one where Pike does something extra, extra, extra daft. Mainwaring looks him straight in the eye and says "You stupid TWAT" CUT!

Or the scene where a new teenage girl has taken a room in Rising Damp. She catches Rigsby peeping on her while she's asleep and Rigsby has to strangle her to death to stop her going to the police - with hilarious consequences! Cut!!

Or how about the one where an increasingly desperate Frank Spencer makes a bungled attempt at an armed robbery with a shot gun in the local post office and an old lady accidentaly takes both barrels in the back of the head? Betty!! CUT!!

The one where Delboy is sent down for a two-stretch for receiving stolen property. CUT.

The one where Figgis is diagnosed with aids. CUT.

The one where Stacey walks in on an inebriated Gavin fellating Smiffy. CUT.

The one where Manuel takes Basil to an employment tribunal for constructive dismissal. CUT.

Quote: Timbo @ November 26 2011, 9:40 PM GMT

The one where Figgis is diagnosed with aids. CUT.

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Lmfao

The one where Victor Meldrew is lying down and, feeling horny, reaches down the side of the bed to retrieve his Fleshlight, only to absentmindedly pick up a small kitten and stick it on the end of his cock. CUT!

(Will this do?)

The one where Margot catches her husband f**king the Goode's pig. CUT

The one where Grouty flushes Fletchers testicles down the toilet cos he looked like a nonce. CUT.

The one where we discover Corporal Jones likes it up him.CUT

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 26 2011, 10:33 PM GMT

The one where Victor Meldrew is lying down and, feeling horny, reaches down the side of the bed to retrieve his Fleshlight, only to absentmindedly pick up a small kitten and stick it on the end of his cock. CUT!

(Will this do?)

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That was both funny and sexy, I had a chucklegasm

The one where Bishop Brennan finds Father Ted on top of a small boy. Ted says "It's not what it looks like, it was just resting in there." Cut.

Desmonds, the one with sickle cell. CUT

HAHAHA!!

I was going to do an Allo Allo one, but frankly there are some fish in the barrel even I am not going to waste a bullet on.

Glee, does COLUMBINE!! CUT

The scene in My Family which is actually rather good. CUT

In Are You Being Served where Captain Peacock catches Mr Humphries attempting to perform an act of buggery on one of the male mannequins

Cut cut cut!

The Hi-De-Hi scene with the ho'.

The scene from Steptoe and Son where Albert farted and the horse fainted... CUT...!

The scene where Hyacinth Bouquet develops tourettes, CUNT!

The scene where Hyacinth Bouquet develops tourettes, CUNT!

Quote: RedZed333 @ November 27 2011, 2:24 PM GMT

The scene from Steptoe and Son where Albert farted and the horse fainted...

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Less controversial where Albert and Harold spit roast the horse.
I thought we were going to cook him, you dirty old man!

Cut!