British Comedy Guide

Guitar Lesson

GUITAR LESSON

INT. GUITAR TEACHER'S STUDIO - DAY

A GUITAR LESSON IS TAKING PLACE.

TEACHER:
Tell me James; do you know anything about sweep picking?

STUDENT:
Erm...no...I don't. However, I do know a bit about lock picking.

TEACHER:
Well you see, I thought that for today's lesson...wait - did you just say that you know how to pick locks?

STUDENT:
Yeah, that's right.

TEACHER:
Locks...such as the one on the front door of my marital home?

STUDENT:
Yeah, that sort of thing.

TEACHER:
Hmm...interesting!

THE CAMERA PANS OUT TO REVEAL A SLEEPING BAG AND BASIC SUPPLIES IN THE CORNER OF THE STUDIO.

Great, I laughed.
It would fit in a bigger sketch or script perfectly.

Liked this, quick and funny. :)

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