Simon and Hilary

INT - CAR

SIMON (50'S)
For God's sake woman, you said 7 miles about an hour ago.

HILARY (50's)
But you said to go this way because of the rocks.

SIMON
F**king rocks...who put them there anyway?

HILARY
We could stop at that cafe darling, have a toasted sandwich or something?

SIMON
Café?? (sarcastically) Oh yeah...that one there with the life-size signs all over the place...who put them there anyway? No, we'll carry on.

HILARY
As you wish darling... I know how excited you are.

SIMON
Christ...what's all that up ahead? Barriers everywhere...who put them there? (drives on)

HILARY
I think they're to stop people.....

The car flies over the edge of the Grand Canyon.

SIMON - (In mid air)
Who put that there anyway?

I couldn't help but crack a smile at the end of this. Nice work Shandonbelle.

Thanks Otter.

I liked it, but wasn't sure what the reference to 'life-size signs' was?

Those diner ones they have in America with giant hamburgers and cows and the like.