Pervinator

SCENE1

THE PERVINATOR APPEARS IN A PLAYGROUND IN A BALL OF LIGHTNING AT NIGHT, HE IS NAKED, HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE SHWARZENEGGER

HE STRIDES OUT PURPOSEFULLY TOWARDS A TRAMP WHO IS SLEEPING INFRONT OF A WHEELY BIN, EATING A BAG OF SWEETS HE HAS A SCROFULOUS PUPPY

PERVINATOR
Give me your dirty rain coat, your sweets and your puppy.

SCENE 2

THE PERVINATOR IN RAIN COAT WITH SWEETS AND PUPPY
APPROACHES A SCHOOL BOY
PERVINATORS VIEW IS INFARED ALA THE TERMINATOR

PERVINATOR
Are you Sean Connor?

BOY
No

PERVINATOR
No sweets or puppies

PERVINATOR WALKS AWAY

SCENE 3

PERVINATOR APPROACHING A SCHOOL SEEN THROUGH HIS INFARED EYES

HE TARGETS A BOY IN HIS CROSS HAIRS AND CLOSES IN ON HIM

SUDDENLY HIS VISION CRASHES INTO THE GROUND

PULL BACK TO REVEAL A COP FROM THE PAST WITH A SHOTGUN

COP
You're under arrest for the crime of temporal noncing

PERVINATOR
Ha! Ha!

COP
What's so funny you time hopping kiddy bopper?

PERVINATOR
Sean Connor is my name I am going to abuse myself, masturbation is not a crime.

COP
No but murder is

PERVINATOR
Murder?

COP
I'm the Sean Connor who was never abused by his future self.

PERVINATOR
Oh shit.

COP SHOOTS PERVINATOR WHO DIES AND THEN VANISHES.

There's a grain of something there in the idea of the time travelling perv, but the sketch read a bit messy, like there was too much crammed in. I liked the opening scene with the tramp, but towards the end it felt disjointed.

Yeh it's a bit rushed, I did it whilst bored in a class.

Sorry

I think the time travel perv is the joke whilst the Terminator bit is superfluos, I may give it another go.

Should do, it would be good if you kept it that each time he appears, he's naked in the ball of lightening/fire, that's a great image there...I wasn't like this before I joined the BCG

I think the first scene works very well on its own, the rest I'm not sure about, but the first one is great.

I enjoyed this but it was slightly spoiled by the bollocksing of the famous Schwarzenegger line. It is of course I NEED your dirty rain coat, your sweets and your puppy.