Quote: Leevil @ July 17, 2007, 12:33 PMThere's some good stuff there Martin. But I think there's a lot more opportunity for jokes, so I've added some of my own thought's and bits. In Bold
Thanks for those Leevil, some great ideas. The 'Ex-Sex Offender' I wrote in as it was because Ed Parnell already recorded it, as I posted earlier in the thread, so I just wrote it down word for word.
Right, I forgot about that, I couldn't get it working, that probably why I forgot. lol.
Hello Martin
Sorry if this is late but I've had a little brainstorming sesh and come up with the following ideas. If anything tickles your fancy let me know and I'll write the full sketch for you.
- Sam on the Streets: Naive little Sam wanders round town trying to interview people for the show. Unfortunately he always meets people like prostitutes, drug dealers, Jehovah's Witnesses. Example: "How much fun...?" "Depends how much money."
- Jack 'n' Jill's Jokes: Every show Jill tells Jack a joke but he misunderstands/fails to get the answer right, to Jill's increasing annoyance. Example: "What do you call the outside of a tree?"/"I don't know."/"Bark you idiot bark!"/"Oh I see." etc etc
- Animal antics: Each show the presenter introduces an animal that goes completely amuck as only animals can. In the final episode a 'Blue Peter' guest star brings on an elephant and it behaves itself.
- Twats' Magic: The Harry Potter trio have been killed off by Rowling so they team up with Paul Daniels and irritate the hell outa him by being better at magic than he is. Example: Paul Daniels (smug): That's magic!/Harry: Not it isn't you simply rewired the underlying etc etc.
- Knowledgable Ned: Little Ned goes to school each day and winds the teachers up by knowing more than they do. Example: "And this is a spider, an insect which -"/"No Sir I think you'll find the spider is in fact a member of the arthropod family" etc...
Obviousy these are just ideas but let me know.
Cheers