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Football Manager Interview (Cofilmic reject)

FOOTBALL MANAGER INTERVIEW

INT. OUTSIDE A DRESSING ROOM

A FOOTBALL MANAGER IS GIVING A POST-MATCH INTERVIEW.

REPORTER:
Joey Flowers was stretchered off after only sixteen minutes. What exactly was wrong with him?

MANAGER:
Unfortunately, the lad had a bit of a stiff groin.

REPORTER:
You mean he had an erection?

MANAGER:
Well, that's the technical term - yes!

REPORTER:
Couldn't he perhaps have carried on?

MANAGER:
Oh, don't be daft! Erections aren't like dead legs!

REPORTER:
What exactly do you mean by that?

MANAGER:
Well, it's easy to run off a dead leg; but running off an erection's nigh on impossible!

REPORTER:
Right...well, when do you expect to see him back in action?

MANAGER:
Hopefully on Wednesday night.

REPORTER:
That soon?

MANAGER:
Well, that's Sally; the club physio's assessment. She's given him a good going over in the dressing room, and touchwood - it appears to have done the trick!

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