...So, how do you identify and incriminate your zoo perv? Most you would expect to weed out going on the mackintosh and milk bottle bins look, but it's easy enough to blend in if they simply don the green sweatshirts and shorts the keepers all wear.
'I'm a tour guide,' they might say should you approach a suspect.
'Quite clearly you're not.'
'How dare you. I'm wearing the keepers' uniform.'
'True, but the other keepers aren't wearing their shorts round their ankles.'
Behaviour can be a give-away. It's one thing them saying they're tour guides but demonstrating how the monkeys entertain themselves is quite another. (For the full article, please view at www.tinybangtheories.com)
Best wishes,
Paul (Ed.)