FX: Phone rings
Helpdesk:
Hello Computer helpline, can I have your name please?
Mr Holden:
Hello its Mr Holden, that's H for Hard on, O for Oral, L for Lesbian, D for Dirtbox, E for Ejaculation and N for Nympho.
Helpdesk:
Thankyou, just connecting you to the Anti Virus department.
Brilliant!
That's funny, could put the caller on hold and play Kings of Leon - Sex on fire
You get an 'A' Steve. (The grade, not the acronym)
Nice one!
very nice
It's good but it should be better, to be honest. I don't think you maximise the laughs out of the idea. I think it should be a few lines longer with a bit more of a relationship between caller and teleworker.
Thanks all.
And I think I see what you mean Badge.
But I wanted it to be an economical quickie.
It had a line or two more when I wrote it down, but nothing that didn't seem cuttable at the time.
Enjoyed the filth but I don't get it.
Because the man can only think of sexual phonetic references, The Helpdesk lady surmises that he has been watching a lot of Porn and assumes that he has a virus on his computer, or something like that.
Okay, didn't realise you get viruses from porn. Nobody watches more porn than me but I've got a Mac.
Good work, Freve.
My Mac has a virus. It does this weird thing where it does what I tell it, both promptly and efficiently. My Windows computer must have good anti-virus protection because it's never done that.