Stats about me:
When you were born, you were the:
4,536,737,379th
person alive on Earth
79,176,980,924th
person to have lived since history began
I've no idea how reliable this is.
Have a go: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515
Numbers To Bend Your Bonce
I am the 457,687 most influential person on Twitter.
When you were born, you were the: 4,850,105,784th
No, he was higher until he could type. 
When you were born, you were the:
5,629,950,191st
person alive on Earth
80,894,444,032nd
person to have lived since history began