British Comedy Guide

Young Apprentice

No, not somethig Yoda might splurt out, it's little Lord Sugar back on our screens again. This time he's messing about with kids again. Young Apprentice is back tonight. Who wants it!?

Ooooh I'm actually in my house tonight - I may watch.

I'm down with anything Apprentice related. Count me in.

Exxxcellent...

First impressions? Too many scousers. ;)

*watches three minutes*
Ooh no, they're all massive arseholes, can't bear it.
Doc Martin it is!

Quote: zooo @ October 24 2011, 8:58 PM BST

Doc Martin it is!

I recording that so I can skip the ads.

Early predictions The Brummie will be the first one fired. The Irish lad to win.

Yeah blood. *sucks teeth*

Some underhanded selling by the girls. Paying for the cone?!

What Irish lad?

The Northern irish ones a twat.

The girl who wore he white dress in the boardroom is very attractive.

Quote: Jamey @ October 25 2011, 1:06 AM BST

What Irish lad?

James. (I made that prediction five minutes in, by ten past nine I had my head in my hands.)

He may be a knob, but he is Northern irish/British until such a time as he decides to refer to himself as irish.

Quote: Jamey @ October 25 2011, 10:04 PM BST

He may be a knob, but he is Northern irish/British until such a time as he decides to refer to himself as irish.

Not to reactivate the Troubles, but Northern Ireland is part of Ireland. It is not part of Republic of Ireland, but both you and him are Irish. You are both British too. Irish refers to a particular accent, rather than his nationality.

That Mohammed who got fired was an irritating little twat.

"Everything we did was entirely my idea and nobody else contributed anything but also, we lost because nobody listened to me."

His suit was so shiny, it looked like he'd made it himself out of Bacofoil.

But at least he wasn't a public school twat. (Presumably).

Quote: Rob H @ October 26 2011, 11:06 AM BST

His suit was so shiny, it looked like he'd made it himself out of Bacofoil.

He was like a young Eddie Murphy...

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