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NJ: Surgical Rehab

Last epic fail for this series.

Dan

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Surgical Rehab
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JUSTIN:
It turns out giving surgeons a new brain-stimulating drug may make them perform better when tired. But enough about their sex lives...

ATMOS:REHAB GROUP

DOCTOR:
(CONFIDING) ... so, I started taking these drugs. And before you know it, I'm addicted. And you know what? It turns out... (WAILS) I'm too intelligent for brain surgery! (SOBS)

F/X:PAT ON BACK

THERAPIST:
(SOOTHING) Now, now. Don't worry. You came to exactly the right place... Now, pick up that wrench, and fix this bloody rocket. Cos these astronauts aren't going to fly themselves...

END

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