How would you survive a Zombie Attack? Page 3

I'm actually your grandad. And your father. How the f**k else do you get the disc in the machine, c**tbreath.

Well Grandfather, you just hit the play button like us cool kids. That's one less step. It unejects and plays the disc.

Well I want to see the menu, not just play everything!

That's not in the least bit funny.

That cloud is out of order.

I'd hide in a supermarket.

I'd try and appease them by means of flattery. Yes Colin, I do believe you're unfairly overlooked and underplayed on the wireless, now sit down and have a nice cup of herbal tea, you'll damage your soft and delicate voice shouting like that. There we go, want a biccie?

I don't believe in zombies but for those that do my advice would be to dress up as a zombie and blend in with them undercover.

They would knowwwww... they'd smell your brain!