WORLD POPULATION
COMMENTATOR:
Nearly there now!
FX: WOMAN SCREAMING
COMMENTATOR:
Here it comes...
FX: WOMAN SCREAMS EVEN LOUDER
FX: BABY STARTS CRYING
COMMENTATOR:
Yes - that's it! The world population has now reached seven billion!
FX: SOUNDS OF CELEBRATION
COMMENTATOR:
I'm going to try and catch a quick word with the mother! (PAUSE) Excuse me ma'am, can I ask how you feel after that experience?
WOMAN:
Very sore...and very exhausted!
COMMENTATOR:
Well that serves you right for not having a caesarean!
FX: SOUNDS OF SCREAMING
COMMENTATOR:
Oh, hang on...the doctor's dead! The doctor has just dropped dead! Oh my...do you realise what that means?
WOMAN:
That the world population's gone back down to 6,999,999,999?
COMMENTATOR:
Well, yes...if you want to be pedantic about it! I was just going to say; it means we've got an anti-climax on our hands!