NJ - queen

Justin - Peter Phillips, the Queens grandson, is expecting his second child. Peter received criticism in two thousand and eight for selling his wedding pictures to Hello! Magazine. Proving two wrongs do not make a right he let Newsjack tag along to Buckingham Palace

Peter - Nana!

Queen - Hello, son. Guess who's died. There's a fiver don't tell your mum

Peter - What? I've just popped round to tell you that you're going to be a great gran again

Queen - Well technically Harry's not

Peter - (Interrupting) Not Harry, me

Queen - Oh congratulations

F/X game show music

Queen - (CON/T) Not again!

Bruce - (BRUCE FORSYTH mumbling) Welcome. Welcome. Before we start I hear you are expecting a child - isn't that nice folks. Ohhh. My wife was a miss world. Where's your inferior wife?

Peter - She's securing a deal for the ultra sound pictures

Bruce - Okay. When she joins us you'll say "Nice to seed you" and I'll shout "to seed you nice." She'll love it (BRUCE mumbling)

PETER speaks over BRUCE mumbling

Peter - How long has he..

Queen - (Interrupting) A week! He hasn't left since I knighted him. This is why I waited so long I knew he'd be like this

Bruce - Is this your first child?

Peter - Second

Bruce - Shame - you get nothing for a pair in this game, do you Queen-y

Queen - Kill me.

Peter - Bruce, why don't you go home?

Bruce - (Mumbling) I'll level with you young man I have been paid to hang around by Prince Charles

Peter - Why?

Bruce - You know the statistics for Forsyth related suicides?

Peter - (Excited) Fifty?

Bruce - Higher! Higher!

Peter - (Excited) Erm ninety nine?

Bruce - Lower! Lower!

Peter - (Angry he got drawn into a game show) What percentage kill themselves?

Bruce - Len?

Len - Seven! ty

END

Bit confusing. The game show needs a name of some sort (and chance for a joke) to hammer home that's what's happening.

I'm not sure they'd do two Brucie jokes in two weeks, especially as they did a version of the 'nice to see you' the previous week.

That said, it is quite funny and I did laugh. The bit at the end with Len is a stretch though. Too much.

Dan

The week before the bruce sketch went done well on newsjack so I thought I'd give it a chance, I got into habit of playing the odds with nesjack and doesn't work for me. I remeber I shoehorned a runner into a sketch that should have been stand alone because they had runners on first 2 shows.