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Ask A Fellow BCGer a Question. Any Question. Page 4

At the Tesco near where I used to work, sometimes you'd see doughnuts with visible finger prints on the glazing.

I recently saw a toddler grab a handful of nuts in Waitrose.

I wrote to the manager and he's promised never to wear shorts again.

Quote: zooo @ October 19 2011, 9:34 PM BST

I would like to ask TopBanana if he's ever hugged a tree.

No, but I did contact my local Pagan society about joining.

Quote: dellas @ October 20 2011, 6:30 AM BST

Have anyone else casually stolen a grape from a supermarket?

Frequently, dellas.

Quote: zooo @ October 20 2011, 6:20 PM BST

Me too. I ALWAYS take from the back.
Firstly, if the shelf stackers are doing their job properly, the newest stuff is at the back, and secondly (most importantly) the proles haven't touched them.
Even with bottles and jars and stuff I never take the one at the front.
OCD.

I'm a bit like that, also open egg cartons to make sure there are none cracked,..or missing! Security 'we have the one egg sneaked in the pocket guy in aisle 4 again'

Will Gavin ever get married?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ October 20 2011, 7:55 PM BST

I'm a bit like that, also open egg cartons to make sure there are none cracked,..or missing!

Oh yes, always do that!

Quote: TopBanana @ October 20 2011, 7:54 PM BST

No, but I did contact my local Pagan society about joining.

Ooh!

zooo. Please tell me if you've ever had a verruca.

Ha! How random. No I haven't. My friend at school always used to have a wart or two on her hand. I was perversely jealous, but now I look back I'm really quite glad I didn't get one.

(I know they aren't technically the same thing, but it reminded me.)

Aren't veruccas ingrowing warts? Yuk! Change subject. I never even take a newspaper from the top of the heap.

Quote: dellas @ October 20 2011, 5:57 PM BST

:) What do other BCG posters think of this idea, my friends have noticed in Morrisons that all bread,cakes, buns are on bottom shelf.

They have seen kiddies in pushchairs sqeezing them, and taking bites, they don't buy bread there now, and have written to manager.

For goodness sake don't go to Morrison's anyway!

They are the only shop that still sells my favourite flavour of Coke. :( Aside from that they would be jolly near the bottom of my 'list of supermarkets to visit for fun' though.

Quote: zooo @ October 20 2011, 11:20 PM BST

They are the only shop that still sells my favourite flavour of Coke. :( Aside from that they would be jolly near the bottom of my 'list of supermarkets to visit for fun' though.

You visit supermarkets for fun?!!! Maybe you need to rethink your aims in life. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

The cleaning products aisle smells so gooooooooood.

We shop at Morrisons. The veg section is shite though. Sainsbury's are good.

I have had a verruca thanks to having to go barefoot in dance studios. They are a nightmare. Angry

Really gross.... never forgetting my shoes again.

I have also seen a grown man pick up a jar of Nutella in a shop, open it, start dipping his hand in and eating it, then put it back on the shelf.

Yes they were caught.

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