Steve Jobs (Newsjack reject)

Steve Jobs

THE PRIME MINISTER'S WEEKLY PRESS CONFERENCE IS TAKING PLACE.

PRIME MINISTER:
Calm down dear! Blimey! Yes, you...the blonde totty in the second row!

JOURNALIST:
Prime Minister, how do you feel about the death of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs?

PRIME MINISTER:
Well, to tell you the truth...

HECKLER:
Truth? Do you even know the meaning of the word?

PRIME MINISTER:
Yes, thanks for that - darling! To tell you the truth...I own a Dell PC; an Orange mobile; a Phillips MP3 player...and my tablet of choice is Nurofen! So all in all, I'm a bit...'meh'...about the whole thing, really!

There's not much to this, in my opinion. Could do with at least a couple more jokes and a twist, maybe.

The last line isn't strong enough to end the sketch I don't think.

Dan

Sorry Groovydude but I don't think marrying Cameron's alleged sexism with his views on Jobbs is naturally funny so you were on the back foot to start with on this one.