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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 14th December 2020, 10:53 AM

It may have been an unexpected but well deserved Christmas present from one of your BCG Forum chums.

Or maybe an unexpected but well deserved explosive device from one of your BCG Forum chums...

Chums? Presents? A bomb? What chums.........................Oh, Godot you mean. Of course! :)

Lot of dodgy looking links within this very forum at the moment.
Click with care!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th December 2020, 10:22 AM

New one on me, which I got on Sunday, and apparently DPD are well aware of.

Email supposedly from DPD to say they had made two attempts to deliver a parcel (really?) and that I will need to pay £3.99 delivery charge for further attempts if I want my parcel (which sadly for them doesn't exist as I have nothing outstanding now)

So F Off "DPD", whoever you are.

I've had that too. Deutsche Post.

Not really a scam but I've recently had a couple of calls saying that I'd been involved in an accident.

I tell them "yes and I lost both my legs". It goes silent for a minute and then they hang up!

I've still got the phone numbers and I'm tempted to ring them saying the same thing to them.

How about I publish those numbers and we all ring them up.

Nearly fell for this...........................

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Always hover your mouse over any links in an email and look at the bar (usually at the bottom of your email window) to check that the link really goes to where you expect it to go. A strange website address there almost always implies the email is a scam.

In my inbox today.

- Dear Sir or Madam
- This message may contain privileged and confidential information.
- Your unique claim reference is: UK- 96666997674339

- You have received this email to be notified that the Government of the United Kingdom has issued a refund and you'll receive a full refund of 618,59 GBP directly on your Credit/Debit card.
- If you want to claim your Refund, complete your request here: http://gbhmrc-govinfo-uk.americanluxurylimosf.com/

Looks legit to me.
Does anyone actually fall for this crap?

Yes, loads. They are known as f**king idiots, and deserve to lose their dosh. There have been many, many warnings of this on TV etc.etc. for years,but still people fall for it.

I have no sympathy with them, and in fact they annoy me.

Couldn't agree more. Well I could if I wanted to.

WELL THIS A NEW ONE -

Issac - Savage Grow (EMAIL REMOVED)
Tue 09/03/2021 10:30
This guy offered his white wife to the African tribesmen as a gift in exchange for their secret manhood elongation ritual.
And it WORKED! Oh my God you have to see this before this crazy dude takes off his documentary...

Just last summer, he and his wife decided to pay a visit to one of the most sacred tribes in Africa, the legendary Sombas.

They've been known for quite some time now by the elites and the scientific community for their special elongation method.

For many years, decades in fact, many people have been trying to learn the insights of this ritual, but with no luck.

Until this guy came and did the most unthinkable thing...

He gave his wife in exchange for the growth secret!

It was incredible! In fact they filmed the whole thing and documented every step of this ritual...

BE CAREFUL.

This should be used wisely because it grows your member by 4 to 7 inches in a few weeks.

In fact, it already created some monsters out there....

Oh... and if you wonder if the african tribe fellows scored on the white chick, the answer is YES!

That's why I said you have to see this...

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Umm, must make a note of that.

My lady friend (yes I do have one) got a phone call yesterday to say that that there was a summons out for her and to press one or she'd be arrested.

How is Rose these days. Not heard a lot of her since they knocked her house down.

I can't understand why they advertise penis extensions on porn sites. It's the one moment you DON'T need help.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th March 2021, 11:32 PM

I can't understand why they advertise penis extensions on porn sites. It's the one moment you DON'T need help.

I wouldn't know anything about that. How do you know MM?

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