ET comes home.

A GIANT SPACE SHIP DESCENDS ET CLIMBS OUT OF IT
ET WANDERS AROUND SMELLING FLOWERS, CAREFULLY STROKING THEIR LEAVES
ET STOPS AND SEEMS TO SPOT SOMEONE

ET
Friend? Love you Elliot, ET came back.

ET EXPLODES LIKE A WATERMELON FULL OF DYNAMITE, BLOOD AND SHITE AS HE IS HIT BY TWIN LASER BEAMS

PULL BACK TO REVEAL SUPERMAN BLEW THE ALIEN BOTANIST INTO BLOODIED SCRAPS.

SUPERMAN
Find your own planet you interstellar paedo!

That made me laugh out loud

I can't think of anyone worse than ET touching me as a boy

.. appart from maybe Beatle Juice

This would be just right for a Robot Chicken sketch.

Thanks, write off to the latest dodgy looking cartoon oppo thread with it.

Now for a sketch about Charlie Brown doing a Columbine, ending with him kicking Lucy's head off of her shoulders.