A man claiming to be the brother of William Shakespeare -- calling himself 'Dave' -- has been spotted in London this past week.
Quite how he traversed time and space would be the first question, but authorities are looking to question a dreamy halfwit, a paranoid delusional and a workshy London Underground employee who have reportedly been harboring this 'Dave'.
See some of the controversial footage here: http://bit.ly/Dave_Shakespeare
I'm happy to answer any questions that I can, though I'm as confused by the whole thing as you probably are...
Frank