V/O:
Bored with the way life has panned out... in the doldrums... sick of hoovering the toilet... you need an adenalin fix. Yes, you need... Guerrilla tattoo.
It beats the shit out of fake kidnaps and its twice the price.
It's a bit like Jim'll Fix It for bad boys.
You get to kidnap real strangers, and tattoo them too.
Guerrilla Tattoo - it's about time you Left Your Mark.
Great idea horribly executed
show us, don't tell us
Good one Nigel, original and funny, but agree with Sooty.
Very funny idea Mr. Kelly. Made me snigger at the thoughts of it but as previously mentioned it could be reworked a little.
Thanks. I will write it as a sketch instead.
Made me smile, Nigel. I like funny advertisements, like Jasper Carrot used to do. I'm not entirely sure on how to write them down appropriately, as I'm quite new to all this stuff.
What do you think of this?:
V/O (Little Girl)
"If you hit me at thirty, there's an eighty percent chance I'll live..."
V/O(Shouting Man)
"But if you hit her after six Stella's, you won't give a FUCK!"
Stella Artois - Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!