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Foxy Knoxy

FOXY KNOXY

AMANDA KNOX AND A MAN PASSIONATELY EMBRACE EACH OTHER - BUT THE MAN SOON PULLS AWAY

AMANDA:
Are you usually this nervous around women?

MAN:
No!

AMANDA:
Look, don't let my reputation worry you, okay?

THEY EMBRACE EACHOTHER AGAIN

AMANDA:
Do you know what it's like...to go four years without getting laid?

MAN:
Actually, I do...regrettably!

AMANDA:
It's unbearable, isn't it?

MAN:
That pretty much sums it up; yes!

AMANDA:
God, I'm so f**king horny!

WHILST THE MAN HAS HIS BACK TO THE AUDIENCE, SHE KNEELS ON THE FLOOR AND PULLS HIS TROUSERS DOWN

AMANDA:
You're uncut!

MAN:
Yes, and I'd like to remain that way please; Amanda!

Excellent :D

Laughing out loud sometimes things that seem wrong to laugh at are the best things to laugh at. shared it with collegue who said sick then smiled and walked away laughing :D

Very good.

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